March 16-
1751 - US President James Madison is born. Nothing cigar related here- just read some of his quotes. Really- look that shit up on Google. Or click on this: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/james_madison.html
1881 - Barnum and Bailey Circus debuts. Barnum and Bailey soon traveled to Africa to procure an elephant for their show and when they observed 2 elephants mating, Barnum proclaimed “Watching elephants fuck is the greatest show on earth!” A modified version of this exclamation became the new slogan for their circus.
1915 - Federal Trade Commission organizes. CRA organizes a conference at a luxury hotel in Havana,Cuba to discuss the implications this will have for the future.
1968 - Robert F. Kennedy announces a presidential campaign. Kennedy looks to his brother’s secret stash of Cuban cigars to celebrate, but finds that they have all been stolen by former Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara to pay off loan sharks and pimps.
2011 - U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, publicly announces she will retire rather than serve a second term in 2012 if President Obama is re-elected. In disgust, Hilary told an aide, “I’d rather smoke one of Bill’s twat-soaked cigars than have to serve with Obama again.”
